Humpday Distraction: Audrina Partridge

Birth Name : Audrina Cathleen Patridge
Birth Date : May 9, 1985
Birth Place : Los Angeles, California, USA
Nationality : American
Height : 5′ 7″
Measurements : 34-25-36
Zodiac Sign : Taurus
Sexual Orientation : Straight
Race or Ethnicity : White
Profession : Reality Television Personality
Magazine Covers : TV Guide, Rolling Stone, Saturday Night Magazine, Maxim
Favorite Book : Twilight by Stephenie Meyer (Wow She can read!)
Favorite Movies : The Notebook, Meet the Fockers, The Waterboy, Pirates of the Caribbean, Dirty Dancing Cocktail, Day of Thunder, Walk the Line and Casablanca

My Take:

I don’t get into all that MTV bullshit and frankly when I actually look at this girls face and actually  in her eyes she reminds of a receptionist at where I work. You know the one, the one that has that perpetual blank look because she has one brain cell and it happens in a coma. The one that always shows aa her cleavage so when you talk to her you lean over a little a look down her shirt. (You know they like it, otherwise why would they be out for the world to enjoy.) The one that you would totally do, but only if you could ball gag them. Yeah….. That’s the one.


  • Platinum
    She is bangin, the real reason MTV is badass is because of the women such as this.
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