Texts From Last Night is very similar to Fuck My Life in many ways. Essentially, it’s exactly what it sounds like: Drunk and/or high people’s texts. Here’s the site: http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/ .  Are some of them made up/fake/overly exaggerated? Of course! But they’re entertaining, so who really cares if they’re all true or not? And now, a few of my favorites (dashes indicate replies):

1. Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I’m loose?
2. Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I’m drunk enough I’ll do it.
3. We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
4. I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
5. i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star…
6. I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
7. i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section.
8. and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered “Simba”
9. I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend’s twin last night…and he didn’t stop me.
   - How was it?
   - Fantastic, but that’s not the point.
10. my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
11. the red head has a bf
    - just because there’s a goalie doesn’t mean u can’t score
12. I’m fucking your sister right now
    - You motherfucker
    - She’s next.
13. Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
14. So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!…..yeah kinda akward